Thunder has an hourglass figure.
She bolts lightning from her armpits.
And rains in peace.
Male gods of thunder are very common (so strange), but there is one female one: Whaitiri. She’s a bit cannibalistic. (Thunder, lightning, the way you love me is frightening …)
Thunderbird could be a fine feathered female – strong X chromosome, at least.
In time for Inktober: Inkubator. Their logo isn’t even pink.
Knock on wood.